what if I'm pregnant?
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How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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