I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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