She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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