hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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