I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
whose parrot is this?
sex in a hospital.. check
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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