no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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