Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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