i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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