sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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