I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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