also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she peed on how many people?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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