I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Randomize
