I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
