Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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