shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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