so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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