Me too!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
