so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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