I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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