So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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