You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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