so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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