One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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