oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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