how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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