I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
