My first STD was from a foam party
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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