glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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