Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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