i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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