Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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