why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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