Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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