If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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