hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
is wine microwaveable?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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