"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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