Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
