Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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