Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
How external is "for external use only"?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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