He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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