i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
