it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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