IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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