i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
