We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
NoShamevember. You game?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
