Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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