I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
