You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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