can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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