this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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